Definition

Nurse - A person who wake you up to give you sleeping pills !

Marriage - An agreement in which a man loese his Bachelor degree and a woman gain her
Master

Divorce - Future tense of Marriage

Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower

Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
student without passing through the minds of either.

Conference - The confusion of one men multiplied by the numbers present.

Compromise - The art of dividing the cake in such a way that everybody believe he got the
biggest piece.

Dictionary - A place where success come before work

Conference Room - A place where everbody talk , nobody listen and everybody disagree later
on

Father - A Banker provide by nature

Criminal - A guy no different from the rest.....except he got caught !

Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician - On who shake your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor - A person who kill ills by pill......and kill you by bills

Classic - Books , who people praise... but do not read.

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of thing straight.

Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

Yawn - The only time some married ever get to open his mouth

Etc.. - A sign that make others beleive that you know more that you actually do

Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can
be done together.

Experience - The name men give to their mistakes

Atom Bomb - An invention that end all inventions.

Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken when dead