Classic One line joke

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.

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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind? Husband: that you are a lesbian.

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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ??? Because the people started licking the wrong side!

-------------------------------------------------------- Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!

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Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one" Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";

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A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine" The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out - the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine !!"

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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever." The guy says 'thanks for the warning'

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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"

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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!

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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'

Joke 1

A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below. He thought to himself, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing. He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind." "Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly... "My as$hole itches, and I can't scratch it!"