Nurse - A person who wake you up to give you sleeping pills !
Marriage - An agreement in which a man loese his Bachelor degree and a woman gain her
Master
Divorce - Future tense of Marriage
Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower
Lecture - An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the
student without passing through the minds of either.
Conference - The confusion of one men multiplied by the numbers present.
Compromise - The art of dividing the cake in such a way that everybody believe he got the
biggest piece.
Dictionary - A place where success come before work
Conference Room - A place where everbody talk , nobody listen and everybody disagree later
on
Father - A Banker provide by nature
Criminal - A guy no different from the rest.....except he got caught !
Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician - On who shake your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor - A person who kill ills by pill......and kill you by bills
Classic - Books , who people praise... but do not read.
Smile - A curve that can set a lot of thing straight.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Yawn - The only time some married ever get to open his mouth
Etc.. - A sign that make others beleive that you know more that you actually do
Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can
be done together.
Experience - The name men give to their mistakes
Atom Bomb - An invention that end all inventions.
Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken when dead
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